Human Brochure - A morning at the zoo

All the Adventure stream Humans were up bright and early on Saturday morning. Well, early anyway. Some Humans were perhaps just a little less than 'bright' after some extracurricular research into Canberra's nightlife as detailed in my earlier post, Human Brochure - And so it begins… Yes, Craig, I'm looking at you!

After partaking, some more, some less, of the tasty breakfast buffet at the Mantra on Northbourne, we gathered once more in the lobby for our coach ride to the National Zoo and Aquarium.

Coaches and drivers were provided by Murrays and we must have lucked out because we were assigned one of their best drivers. Roy was a font of local knowledge, tourism information and really, really bad puns!

As we were getting onto the bus, I managed to grab a couple of photos and these will lead me into what I think was one of the few failings of the organisation of the weekend.





In the lead-up to the Human Brochure weekend, a balloon ride was talked about for the adventure stream but when the itinerary was finalised there was no mention of such a thing. I admit that I was disappointed since I was really looking forward to such an adventure, but I accepted the explanation that there simply wasn't enough hot air balloons in Canberra for all of us.

Then I started to notice what, in my previous profession, we would call "internet chatter" indicating that some Humans were still expecting a ride in a balloon. The retired intelligence collector and analyst in me couldn't let this go and it turned out that there was a secret cabal (not really, but it sounds good) of VIP Humans who were getting even better treatment than the rest of us. And we were being treated mighty fine, thank you.

The eventual explanation of this was that these were people with social media influence greater than the average Human. Now, given that the 'average' Human selected for this weekend had been reported as having a social media reach forty-five times greater than the average (lower case) human, these people must be as gods to us mere tweeters.

And I'm absolutely fine with that.

It totally makes sense that if you have events with limited capacity, that you would utilise them where they would do you the most good. 'Good' in this case being in terms of social media reach. It was the crude attempt at secrecy that rankled with me and, I believe, with my fellow Humans. I hope that Canberra Tourism takes this on board and is more open with the Humans on the February weekend. The cat is well and truly out of the bag in any case.

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Anyhoo. To the zoo! I should note that it is 8:00 in the morning. The the first sign we see as we get off the coach says that the zoo doesn't open until 10:00. Something may have gone horribly wrong. But no! The zoo is opening, exclusively for us Humans, two hours earlier than normal. How good is that?

The National Zoo and Aquarium is, surprisingly, not an enterprise of the ACT Government. I am used to zoos being part of a statutory authority like Zoos Victoria, which runs the three main wildlife ventures in my home state. The National Zoo and Aquarium is a family owned business.

Now I admit that when I first heard this from the Manager as we gathered just inside the front entrance, I was a little worried. Let me explain…

As a photographer who likes to take pictures of animals, and as an animal lover, I find myself conflicted about zoos in general and inner-city zoos in particular. If you add in the concept of a private business trying to make a profit out of their venture, well, this could be bad, very bad.

I remember the 'very bad' from visiting Melbourne Zoo in Royal Park as a teenager some forty years ago. It was a sad place with bored animals in small wrought iron cages and bare concrete enclosures. These days it is a much happier place to visit with much larger, more natural seeming enclosures and two other facilities, the Werribee Open Range Zoo and the Healesville Sanctuary where some animals can be "swapped out" to allow them to de-stress.

This zoo seems to fit into the middle of that range. The enclosures are reasonably spacious and contain enough animals that they can be sociable, but they are not overcrowded. They are safe for the animals (and visitors) and contain both natural and man-made environments to ensure that the animals are sheltered and amused. I also heard from one of the keepers that more land has been sourced and the zoo is shortly to grow from the current 7 hectares to more than 60 hectares. That second figure is subject to my fallible memory and if it is wrong, it is my fault, not the zoo's.

Anyway, after a brief introduction, we were split up into groups. The idea was that each group would have one of the zoo's animal encounter experiences and then be free to wander the rest of the zoo at will.

I got put in a group of twelve, which I immediately thought would rule out being in the group that would get, to my mind, the premier experience. But no! We were going to meet a cheetah. Not only meet her, but if she was in a good mood, we might even be able to pet her. This was going to be good. All zoos have to protect their animals from idiot humans (lower case) with sticks and inappropriate food, etc. They also have to protect the Humans from animals that bite and scratch. Some zoos have come up with excellent methods of doing both and still allowing good viewing and photography. The ultimate way of getting a good view and, of course, a good photograph, is to get into the enclosure with the animal. Needless to say, this doesn't happen very often.

Our brave dozen were further split into three groups of four. While the first group went to meet the cheetah, the rest of us were guided around other nearby exhibits. We feed treats to some clever lemurs and met an emu who likes hugs.





No, I mean he seriously likes hugs!









Humans like hugs too.



After a while the first Humans came out of the cheetah enclosure, grinning like fools for some reason, and I went in as part of the second group. We got a quick but reassuring safety talk and then in we went. Without further ado, I give you Shasa the cheetah, representative of the fastest land animal on the planet.



And, to be honest, a neck scritch loving, loud purring, kitteh!










Then it was time for a tummy rub, which is a job for professionals. Note the non-retractable claws (unusual in a feline) which are mostly used as running spikes. Where the keeper is pointing though, is the killer weapon, the razor-sharp dew claw which is used to hamstring fleeing antelope and bring them down for dinner. Maybe not just a kitteh, then.



More information on my new friend Acinonyx jubatus from the ever-reliable Wikipedia.

Grinning like a fool (I see where the earlier Humans got it from now), I went for a wander using the handy map the staff provided.

Just one more photo. If you click on this or any of the other photos, you can see more of my shots from the zoo.



Oh, just one more then.



All too soon, our time was up and it was on to new adventures. That will be the subject of the next post.

Good light,

Jim

ps If you have any photos of me petting Shasa or hugging an emu, would you be so kind as to leave a comment with a link to where I can see them. Also if you are in any of my photos and would like to get a copy for yourself, leave a comment and I'll send you a version without the copyright watermark.

Human Brochure - And so it begins…

Well as you know, I was selected by Canberra's Tourism Authority to take part in an unique social media experiment, the Human Brochure. The idea is that instead of spending money on traditional advertising and PR for the upcoming centenary of our nation's capital, they would invite 500 social media savvy humans to create a live, living and growing, online brochure.

So here's the first part of how it panned out. After a few worried days and sleepless nights, I started off on my great adventure on Friday morning.

I started with a local Bacchus Marsh bus from just near my house to get into the centre of Bacchus Marsh proper.



Several minutes later, I was standing outside the Blacksmith's Cottage and Forge (gratuitous plug) waiting for the shuttle bus from Ballarat .



This took me through Melton where ideally it would have picked up my friend Allan and his lovely wife Judy who had been selected to be on the Arts & Culture stream. Unfortunately Allan was not well and they couldn't make the trip. I hope they get to go on the February version.

And so, circuitously (I have no idea of the route we took), to Melbourne airport.



Note the louring sky. That was the last serious cloud I was to see for the weekend!

Since I was so early at the airport (the next shuttle bus would have got me there five minutes too late to check in), I was one of the first at the departure gate. It was fun to watch people turn up and try to guess if they were Humans or just ordinary, you know, humans.

As some of you may have noticed, I use a consistent avatar across all of my social media presence. The little blue fuzzy Cookie Monster doll was a gift from someone who thought the fact that I actually can cook a little bit was somehow relevant. The avatar shot was one of the first I took when I got my beautiful Tamron 60mm  f/2 macro lens. Later on, I animated it and made it wink. The avatar, not the lens!

Anyway, since I'm known around the webz as a googly-eyed, blue-fuzzed muppet, and am in fact an old, grey-haired, fat man, nobody in the departure lounge was going to recognise me. To overcome this, I pinned my little blue friend onto my jacket lapel!

Having made some new friends, it was time for a completely uneventful 40 minute flight to Canberra. On arrival we were met by some very friendly "Human wranglers" who checked us off and put us on coaches for the short trip to our hotels.

Even the coach seemed happy to see us!



After some free time to get settled in to my wonderful suite (yes, suite) at Mantra on Northbourne, we gathered in the lobby for the short trip to the Australian War Memorial where there was to be an official opening and reception.

Now I admit that I made a slight mistake here. I was expecting a few speeches, a 'Welcome to country', maybe an introduction to some of the leaders of this fascinating experiment, a glass of wine, maybe a sandwich. I didn't even bother to take a camera.

What an eye opener! We got all of the above and more. Oh, so much more. After the official welcome we were ushered into ANZAC Hall where the 250 Humans were almost outnumbered by War Memorial staff and volunteers, catering staff and traditional media people. Food and drink flowed freely. And such drink, such food! The smoked lamb cutlets were a particular favourite, I saw people chasing down the servers to get seconds (and more). It was like a Hobbit party. To add to that atmosphere, we were shown a wonderful presentation on a hugely wide screen about the origins of aerial warfare. This was made especially for the AWM by none other than Sir Peter Jackson, director of my all-time favourite movies, The Lord of the Rings.

After that we were free to wander around ANZAC Hall and view the other exhibits where there were volunteers in period uniforms to give fascinating presentations which further explained what was on show. There were stories and dress-ups for the children and time to meet even more Humans, more scrumptious food and even more drinks!

When it came time to leave, we were introduced to another thing that quickly became the norm for the weekend. Gifts. Everywhere we went, even though the various places had already gone way out of their way to showcase the very best that their facilities had to offer, they still wanted to give us gifts. Not hugely extravagant gifts, but meaningful gifts. As we left the AWM we were each handed a small pin representing a set of wings from the Australian Flying Corps and a pack of poppy seeds.

That would wrap up a pretty big first half day for most people, but when we were dropped off back at the Mantra, some of us decided that we were obliged, for the purposes of research, to check out the nightlife on offer in Canberra. I feel that this was particularly noble of us given that Saturday was a 6am call! More drinks, good music, some evil person bought a round of tequila shots. I got kissed by some of the girls. Well, more accurately, my little blue avatar doll got kissed*. Eventually we marched, upright and resolute, through streets that were somehow more winding than they had previously been, back to the hotel.

Thus endeth, finally, the first day of the Human Brochure. More to follow.

Good light,

Jim

*If you have photos of this, or any photos in which I appear, I'd love to see them. Please let me know in the comments where you've posted your photos or blogs.

Human Brochure Eve

It's almost as exciting as Christmas Eve! Tomorrow is the start of the Human Brochure social media 'experiment' by Canberra Tourism.

If you click on the logo above, you'll be able to follow any of the first batch of 250 humans as they tweet, blog, post, instagram, foursquare, and generally social media their way around the nation's capital.

My day will start at 8:58 as I catch the local bus just outside my house for the short trip into Bacchus Marsh proper. Then the Ballarat airport shuttle will pick me up at 9:20 and take me to Melbourne airport.

That will be followed by a lot of thumb-twiddling and coffee-drinking at the airport until I can check in at 11:30. The next airport shuttle would have got me to the airport 5 minutes too late to check in!

Scheduled departure time is 12:15 and we are due to arrive in Canberra at 13:20. After transferring to, and checking in at, the Mantra hotel we'll have some free time before the Opening Ceremony at the Australian War Memorial.

Then let the games begin!

Stay tuned (probably the best way to do that is to follow me on Twitter), this is gonna get big!

Good Light.

Human Brochure - Four more sleeps!

It's getting pretty exciting around the Human Brochure/500 Humans cohort now. Only four more sleeps, to use the kiddy countdown to Christmas terminology, before the first batch of us head to the nation's capital, Canberra.

To continue the kids at Christmas theme, I actually had trouble getting to sleep last night. It was partly excitement, but also partly anxiety and worry.

You see, I've lived in or visited all of the state capitals of Australia and I've lived for periods overseas (Hong Kong and San Angelo, Texas) and I've visited many other countries around the Asia-Pacific region. However, since I returned from the USA in 1996 after a two year stay, I haven't even left the state of Victoria.

This means that I haven't flown anywhere in the post-9/11 era, and I honestly have no idea what to expect.

I don't know how much, or what size, luggage is acceptable. How long prior to the flight to arrive at the airport? Heck, I don't even know how I'm going to get to the airport!

I don't know what isn't allowed to be taken into the aircraft cabin. I don't normally carry knitting needles or nail scissors on me, but I do always carry a pocket knife. I must leave that at home because I simply cannot have it taken away from me; it was my late father's. That whole "bottles of liquid" thing, is that just for international flights? That's not really a worry either. The only time I carry a bottle of liquid with me that I couldn't just dump is when I take a hip flask on a cold night's long-exposure starry sky shoot!

Anyway, I'm sure that the team behind the Human Brochure weekend (who seem like lovely people to judge from the tweets and FB posts that I've seen), will clear all this up for me, hopefully tomorrow when we receive our itineraries. Either that or you lovely readers will give me the lowdown in the comments.

You guys wouldn't lead a poor old blue muppet astray, would you?

Best spoof flying advice comment will win control of the internet for a whole day.

Looking forward to meeting some of you during the weekend.

Good Light,

Jim

Human Brochure - Some thoughts before the event.

Some time ago, alerted by an RT from somebody on Twitter, I threw my name into the hat for Australian Capital Tourism's "500 Humans" campaign. It must have been a big hat; apparently some 31,405 other people also tossed their name in as well!

The idea is that 500 "social media savvy" people will be chosen to travel to Canberra either on the weekends of 26-28 October or 15-17 February and will get to participate in a number of events which will showcase the best that Canberra can offer to tourists. The events, and the winners, will be split into 4 'streams'; Arts & Culture, Adventure, Family fun, and Food & Wine.

In return, the successful applicants are asked to publish content about their experience on social media; Facebook, Twitter, personal blogs etc.

On Monday evening I got an email to say that I had been accepted and would be in the adventure stream for the October weekend! "Whooo", as they say, "Hoooo!"

An interesting aside, if you like probability maths:- Of those 31,406 applications, 500 were selected, 250 for each weekend. Of the 249 other people selected for the October weekend, two of them I have actually met after following them on Twitter! What are the odds? No, really, what are the odds? I can't figure it out. Seems like a huge coincidence to me.

Anyway, it appears that I'll be traipsing off to Canberra, a city I haven't been to since the early 80s, in a couple of weeks. There I shall have adventures. A hot air balloon ride has been mentioned, as has mountain biking and a visit to the alpine wilderness.

I'll be taking lots of photographs and sharing them via Twitter and through this little blog.

So, who has suggestions as to what I should do in whatever downtime is left by all this adventuring?